'Clintons Separate!', reports National Examiner

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 12:14pm

Cover of National Examiner, Sept. 7, 2009 

Today is a bit of a slow day for Secretary Clinton news -- she has been on vacation -- so for fun I thought I'd share an issue of the National Examiner I saw at the grocery store checkout line on Sunday. The article (not available online) reports that unnamed sources are saying that "the former first couple has finally decided to separate and remain married in name only."

Clinton is supposedly enraged that husband Bill, a former U.S. president, has been stealing her spotlight, such as when he rescued imprisoned journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee from "evil dictator Kim Jong Il." An "insider" told the Examiner that the secretary told Bill, "You've upstaged me for the last time," and then the couple agreed to secretly separate.

As for a divorce, there's no way that'll happen before daughter Chelsea gets married. A source told the Examiner:

"They wouldn't do that to Chelsea. … They'd want to be a couple on her wedding day for her sake. … I think eventually they will divorce, but not until Hillary is done with her political career. Even though Bill continues to outshine her, she still needs him."

There you have it, from a trusted news source.

Photo: National Examiner, cover of Sept. 7, 2009 issue

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I am only guessing here, but

by Still4Hill on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:44pm

I am only guessing here, but this article is about the same two Clintons who were holding hands in church on Saturday, is that right? The couple in the pics with his hand on her shoulder every chance he had.

These people! Can't they see how illogical it is to claim she minds being upstaged in light of the other "Hillary toils in the Shadows" vignettes? Not to mention that she and her department made the arrangements for the rescue, she was extraordinarily happy boarding her plane to Africa knowing this was happening, and they just had a very romantic vacation in Bermuda.

*sigh* - It's hopeless!

The Enquirer has a real

by Carolyn-Rodham on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 7:45pm

The Enquirer has a real "scoop" every once in awhile, I suppose, but if this one's true, it would signal that Hillary has definitely given up any aspirations of becoming the first woman President. I simply don't believe it.

These two love each other in spite of all the ups and downs.

why?

by hrc2012 on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:28pm

I keep asking this question, but why is this trash being posted on this blog? Is it so difficult to find positive things to post about Hillary that garbage from a grocery store rag is posted?

come on,, people. This site should be better than this.

I must buy this for the lulz.

by marmar88 on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:58pm

I must buy this for the lulz.