Hillary launches her own perfume

That is too funny- I love the part about "sensible shoes clicking purposefully down a marble-tiled hallway."

I bet SOS Clinton would think the Onion article is really funny, as she seems to have a great sense of humor.

Politics
Hillary Clinton Launches Intimidating New Fragrance Line

April 21, 2009 | Issue 45•17

CHAPPAQUA, NY—Unveiling a bold scent described by its manufacturer as "steely, bracing, and curt, with notes of patent leather, sandalwood, and wool serge," Secretary of State Hillary Clinton launched her own line of soaps, eaux de toilette, and body splashes Thursday. The new fragrance, called "Authorité," was designed to evoke the olfactory equivalent of sensible shoes clicking purposefully down a marble-tiled hallway. "Our distinguished parfumeurs—and, more importantly, Madame Secretary—have created exactly the right tone, a scent that brooks no argument," spokesperson Etienne Falbaum said. "This is a controlled, competent, and, above all, patient essence that makes men sit up, take notice, and not speak until spoken to." Advertising inserts scented with Authorité will be featured in upcoming editions of Elle, The Economist, and The New York Review of Books.

I totally loved this. I think she should DO it. It would retire her debt and then some! Unlike a T-shirt, you buy it more than once.