Hillary launches her own perfume

Posted By P.J. Aroon Tuesday, April 21, 2009 - 9:23 PM Share

Perfume bottles, iStockPhoto.com 

The Onion, the fake-news publication, reports:

[Secretary Clinton's] new fragrance, called "Authorité," was designed to evoke the olfactory equivalent of sensible shoes clicking purposefully down a marble-tiled hallway.

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MARMAR88

10:19 PM ET

April 21, 2009

lol. thats funny.

lol. thats funny.

 

STACYX

1:43 AM ET

April 22, 2009

sensible shoes!

That is too funny- I love the part about "sensible shoes clicking purposefully down a marble-tiled hallway."

I bet SOS Clinton would think the Onion article is really funny, as she seems to have a great sense of humor.

 

CAROLYN-RODHAM

2:19 AM ET

April 22, 2009

:)

What a riot!
Thanks for the laugh.

 

CAROLYN-RODHAM

11:56 AM ET

April 22, 2009

The whole story...

Politics
Hillary Clinton Launches Intimidating New Fragrance Line

April 21, 2009 | Issue 45•17

CHAPPAQUA, NY—Unveiling a bold scent described by its manufacturer as "steely, bracing, and curt, with notes of patent leather, sandalwood, and wool serge," Secretary of State Hillary Clinton launched her own line of soaps, eaux de toilette, and body splashes Thursday. The new fragrance, called "Authorité," was designed to evoke the olfactory equivalent of sensible shoes clicking purposefully down a marble-tiled hallway. "Our distinguished parfumeurs—and, more importantly, Madame Secretary—have created exactly the right tone, a scent that brooks no argument," spokesperson Etienne Falbaum said. "This is a controlled, competent, and, above all, patient essence that makes men sit up, take notice, and not speak until spoken to." Advertising inserts scented with Authorité will be featured in upcoming editions of Elle, The Economist, and The New York Review of Books.

 

KIK17

1:46 PM ET

April 22, 2009

cool

IF this is true, I am buying it!

 

STILL4HILL

5:58 PM ET

April 23, 2009

I totally loved this. I

I totally loved this. I think she should DO it. It would retire her debt and then some! Unlike a T-shirt, you buy it more than once.

 

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